"Wait, I'm dead, and for my very very thoughtful slaughtering of innocent bystanders, I get a special, ticket for reincarnation, is that what I heard Gandalf?" of course it's me, your boi, Jack the Ripper, the modern version.
The very god in front of me is GOD, yep with capital letters, the guy looks like Gandalf, probably is Gandalf the old wizard probably became an actor for the shits of it.
"Yes my child, you get one stupid cheat ability and that's it, we expect that you will make for entertaining content for our GodTube, now what's your stupid cheat ability your thinking of," Gandalf said with a slight smile, although behind that visage of his a ball of annoyance mostly because some random bloke interrupted his sweet time with his female harem while simultaneously reverse raping the guy harem with a rough play style, generally the favorite pass time for every god.
"I want to be a god, not GOD, but god if you know what I mean," Jack said with no expression on his stupid looking face.
"I totally know what you mean Jack, ok bye fuck face, see you in the next big multiversal bang," GOD said with a bored face.
"Wait, you accepted, oh yeeeeeeeesss------------"
Void, End of Chapter.