"Hi dude.
Couldn't help to notice you didn't completed your process of reincarnation in quite some time (6 months) and I was wondering if you were ok. You didn't strike me as the broody type that would go fuse his soul with god to end his human existence like some of the really old dudes do now and then, so I asked a friend of my father for a favor and (I hope you don't get mad or anything for violation of privacy or something) found out that you were transported to another dimension. So my guess is that you decided to reincarnate there.
And well, I don't want to pry or anything dude but, doing that kind of shit is a dangerous thing to do on your own. So I am writing this message today to tell you to be glad because your good friend Aaron is here to help you explore whatever bat-shit crazy alien civilization in whatever god-forsaken world you are stuck in and publicizing it to the entire galaxy for a share on the fame and glory ... and a 25% cut.
I know what you are thinking: aliens worlds in other universes are not an everyday discovery and the data collected from even the most mediocre one can be sold for a lot of credits for it's research value alone. Yeah, I know, but consider this: as far as I know the circuits embedded in your anima are a generic model with no large data storage capabilities, if you storage every little detail in your environment you will reach your limit in less than a year, so it's a fucking waste for you to stay there for a lifetime. Moreover and with all due fucking respect, your current knowledge and abilities are nothing to write home about and you have no access right now to information on the internet or equipment from our world.
So think about it, I have attached to this message the blueprint for an AI helper that will analyze, record and periodically send a report of what you experience. Install it and it will help you out in whatever weird business you get in there. It won't judge you in whatever sick things you do there and you can review and crop the sensible information (you can't alter it though) from your reports before they are submitted, so that the questionable things you do in that other dimension stay in that other dimension.
I will deposit in your Bank account here the credits you earn and if you need anything to make your life easier there you can ask the AI for help, use it to surf the internet or even buy and download anima-programs. You will have to pay for all data from now on though, because sending or receiving data across dimensions is expensive and that won't be paid from my cut (that's why I only took 25%). If you need something else you can send me a mail and as long is not (too) illegal I can send you a quote.
Hoping you don't reject this great opportunity for the both of us, your friend Aaron."
Current credits in Bank account: 4,800
Credits required to download AI: 3,000
Credits required to surf the internet: 100 per minute
Credits required to send a mail with a request and receive it's response: 100