I want to go home!, It's been 3 days and I have been in this forest going around in circles and for what a new skill it was a useless skill as well
DING!
(New skill two left feet lv:max
If you have this skill you have a high chance of being lost all the time
110% will get lost )
What the hell is wrong with this world I didn't do anything to you I seriously need to find people anything even a cat would be nice at this point and I'm so hungry even that tree looks tasty yummy tree .
bad idea after he bit the tree bark he began to see weird shit everywhere. Wow reminder to your brain max don't eat wood you will end up tripping balls man I'm so feed up I'm so tired world let me sleep and he face plants straight into some kind of waste on the floor and passed out last thought he had was , shiiiiiiiit.
One day a young half elf by the name of lily was jumping through trees to go look for some red berries to make into a new paint for her seals that she was designing when she noticed a body on the floor, what why is there a person dead in these woods the town's only a mile away and these woods are Only about the size of an acre how could he get lost and there's no monsters of any kind hear what the hell .
she jumped down to the ground and walked up to the body and checked his pulse before suddenly the body's hand grabbed her leg before screaming , gummy bears killed Jesus , I heard this and thought who's Jesus and what kind of evil creature are these gummy bears.
then she relised the weird person was knocked out again she also relised he was laying in shit the only thought going through her head was 'im so not touching that part ' then grabed max by the foot and dragged him towords the town she thought he might have been a bandit or something from that state of him so she dropped him off to the closest prison.