"Just perfect, I hate my life, well I should say my 'Undead' life now, I think, fluff(censored for the well being of your little febble minds that needs bad words censored) u truck-kun! You Just had one job, only fluffing one! Why the hell Im a ghost instead of a hero, dungeon, spider, slime, goblin, (three hours later) or even the demon god! " Nate kept complaining until he felt his non existential vocal cords dry up.
Just when he was starting to feel that he would be like this for all eternity a voice sounded in his head.
" are you getting bored of being a ghost? "
Nate clearly beliving there was someone trying to comunicate with him instead of being a voice of madness responded like the clearly sane being he was:
"of course voice in my head this being a ghost thingie is getting boring,oh! it´s true, how should I refer to you? Me? God? Dad? Maybe the green teletubbie?"
"you can Just say abzolkinmarunezchirimonganodesu or death god for Short"
"oh! And what were you oh great abzolkinmarunezchirimonganodesu-sama saying before?"
"Wait you can actually remember my full name? fluff THAT'S weird, well back to the point, do you want to rebirth into the planet [PANDAROTH-c137] doing what ever you want Just to amuse me, at the price of sealing away your magic proficencies which you gained throught reading all of those mangas, novels and watching animes´´
``first of all: that´s pretty awesome and almost a ``too good to be true´´ trade, think about it i'm capable of rebirth in another world for just stop being to be able to cast magic that i've never used or would be able to, second: the thing of describing my character, preferences and past is my thing so stop, and lastly but not any less important :you knowing that much of myself when im not even introduced creeps me out stop it ´´
``hey it's not my fault it's plot convinience, the responsible is the author´´
``that fluffing author, just wait until you write me punching you in the face ´´
(guys I know that you like to break the fourth wall but you should stop ,think of all those readers that do not like a breach in the inmersion, so stop or i'll be obligated to erase some of your most``important parts´´)
``OKAY, OKAY, no need to be that agresive, it was a joke, just a joke right Nate ?´´´
``yes, yes we will try to not do it often okay? no hard feelings mate?´´
(ok but try to not break anything more).
``well Nate now that that's settled why won't you pass trought the portal´´
``okay but i have to ask : will i have a new race or something like that ?´´
``more or less, you are going to be part human still but the body I plan you to live has more blood-lines than that one ´´
``nice, well I'm going now´´
then from absolute nothingness a weird window like cristal appeared revealing the face of his new body, it had white hair it was pointy but at the same time it fell a little creating a little weird hair-style, it had completely black eyes that semed to watch your soul and the universe at the same time, it had pointy teeth thing that nate liked mostly beacose he thought teeth like those were cool as fluff whilist not thinking that it meant that his new body was fully carnivorous but thanks to the human part of blood-line he could eat veggies and fruits just not having the same efficiency at absorbing nutrients.
And so nate walked thowards his new life, passed the portal and then.....
--------------------IN A RANDOM CAVE SHOMEWHERE IN NEVADA(It's a reference to madnnes combat so he isn't actually in nevada if you don't know what it is you should check it it will be worth your time)-------------------
an untouched but white corpse layed in the floor of the cave dressed only with rags slowly but steadly started to awake.
It was nate waking up from the soul transfer and tring to get up only to fail miserably thanks to change from a healty height of five feet nine to a six feet seven almost instantly ,wile tring to stand up he also realized that he was stronger and with his muscles a little bit marked giving his body an sturdy youth of 17 look that complemented well his mind of a 16 years old adolescent ,right after he managed to stand up somehow he cheked the most important thing, he opened his pants looked down and thought
(neither too enormus to die from it or too small, nice) and with a simile in his face he cheaked his suroundings just to find a little pudlle of clean water, after taking a big refreshing sip of water he then did what it was normal for a person who just found a weird window thingie that saied something.
he laughed maniaticaly just before saying.
``THIS WORLD IS JUST TOO PERFECT, THANKS GREEN TELETUBBIE!!!!!´´
And so he begun cheking his starting stats
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NAME : N/A (Nate)
CLASS: NECROMANCER Lvl-1 (yes sorry I forgot to tell you that you could still use death magic soooooo dearly and forever yours -death god P.D.: no homo)
RACE: 25%human 25%????? 25%??????? 25????
hp:165,12 hp/min:5,12
mp:172,29 mp/min:5,1
PHYSICAL ATTACK: 14,6 DMG/ATK
STATS:
STR:14 END:16 INT:17 LCK:0(ERROR,ERROR,USER TOO LUCKY, UNLUCKY TO CALCULATE)
AGI:12 WIS:15 FTH:0 CAR:1
FIRST TIME DESCRIPCIONS
STR: physical force each point gives user a 0.25% boost on all physical attacks and 1 point of physical damage
AGI: makes user more skillful with all agility based movements and footwork
END;makes user more resistant adding each point 10hp, 0.2%hp and 0.2%hp/min
WIS: makes user more experienced and makes him have better judgement each point 0.2% of mp to mp/min unti reaching 10% then it grants mp/s until limit proportional to mp(1,6%mp/s)
INT:the inteligence of the user each point gives 10mp and 0,1%mp also it gives 0,1%magic attack boost
CAR:carisma, how carismatic is the user, this stat cannot be upgraded with points and only it cans with training and speacking with other people
FTH:faith, the faith you have in something divine or a god each point 0,1%more holy damage 0,1%holy magic effect(REALLY not even one?! dude that hurts badly -death god)
BE CLEAR USER THAT STATS CAN BE UPGRADED WITH LEVEL UP'S OF CLASSES AND ALSO BY DOING ACTIONS OR TRAINING EACH STAT EXCEPT FOR LUCK THAT IT'S A NATURAL STAT SINCE BIRTH AND CARISMA THAT CAN ONLY BE UPGRADED BY FACE TO FACE INTERACTIONS ACTUALY YOU HAVE 5 FREE POINTS AS A GIFT FROM DEATH GOD
5 POINTS REMAINING
SKILLS:
(Lvl-1)HAND OF DRAINING: drains 1%of life and mp from weaker beings 0,1%from ecual and 00.01%from stronger beings(warning cannot be used with a being that user has no opportunity to kill or damge badly)uprgades with leveling, needs touching the objective
(Lvl-1)RAISE LESSER SKELETON: raises a lesser skeleton no matter the place (stats of skeletons vary with skill level and ideas from user)leveling up results in stronger skeletons and less strain controling or creating a non humanoid skeleton costs 50mp/use then uses 1mp/min to maintain normal leser skeleton and 2mp/min inteligent lesser skeleton
(Lvl-???????)???????????:user is pr?????Ed fro? any kind of p???t tw???? an? make? him t?? M?
c?n?ot lvl up, lvl m?xed cost? 0,00?000000?????000?000????000????000mp/fr?ct?on of a sec?nd
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Nate delighted with his stats and confused by that strange skill resolves himself for his new life,his adventure, HIS STORY .
WILL YOU DEAR READER FOLLOW HIM TO THE DEPTHS OF HIS DEPRAVCY?!, WILL YOU ACOMPANY HIM IN EVERY GUY TO GIRL CONVERSATION?! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WILL YOU, MY DEAREST READERS, WILL YOU HAVE FUN WITH HIS JOKES, HIS REFERENCES AND HIS ANTICS!!!!????
FIND THIS AWNSERS AND MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!: THE SKELLE BROS JOINED THE PARTY!!