General Wu stiffened when he heard the voice coming into the room. The doors to the hall opened and Feng Jie walked in slowly with a sword on his shoulder.
"Jie'er! " Wu Shuyu smiled when she saw Feng Jie walk in.
"Yu'er, this King comes to visit his Princess only to hear that someone is coveting this King's Princess's property. I wonder what this King should do?" Feng Jie said as he played with the sword in his hand. Feng Jie lazily looked up at General Wu as he asked: "General Wu what do you think this King should do?"
Sweat started to form on General Wu's brow. He did not think that the prince would show up again today. He quickly dropped to his knees bowing his head. "This General did not know that Prince Jie was coming today. To what do we owe the pleasure of your highness's visit?"
"Did this King not just say that this King came to visit this King's Princess? You see this King's Princess has a sleeping disorder where she has to hug this King in order to sleep at night. So this King will always~ be around." Feng Jie dragged out the always in his words. He walked up and pulled Wu Shuyu to his side. "Yu'er who was it that was coveting your things?"
General Wu was now sweating even more. He could only look up at his daughter with pleading eyes. Wu Shuyu ignored General Wu's pleas and quickly put on a teary-eyed expression as she buried her head into Feng Jie's chest sobbing. "Y-Yu'er's dearest father said that since Yu'er is his daughter that all Yu'er's betrothal gifts that Jie'er gave Yu'er belong to him. Yu'er told father that Yu'er's future husband gave these to Yu'er to survive off of until Yu'er was wedded out. B-But father said that Yu'er has no need for nice things and does not need to eat or drink. Yu'er should just give everything to father and starve, otherwise, Yu'er would not be showing father any filial piety for all the years father raised me..."
Feng Jie could not stop the corners of his lips from curling up as he listened to his Little Thing tie her father up and toss him into a river. General Wu was boiling mad. He gritted his teeth swallowed back his anger as he said: "Yu'er, when has father ever said that. Yu'er, father only wanted you to make sure you keep all your stuff safe that his highness has given you."
Wu Shuyu turned her head with her teary eyes glittering under the light of the room. "Then father won't take my stuff anymore? Father won't blame Yu'er?"
General Wu really wanted to scream! Why was this daughter of his all of a sudden acting like defenseless lamb since the prince showed up? Was she not just acting like a damn tiger not too long ago!? Gritting his teeth even more to the point that his gums were bleeding, General Wu forced a smile and said: "Really father will not take your stuff. Father never had that intention anyway. Father will not blame Yu'er."
"Then Father won't blame Yu'er for Third Sister being violently r*ped by all the commoner men in the city and now is probably pregnant with one of their children after being slammed over and over in every hole on her body? Father will not blame Yu'er for this right? It's not Yu'er's fault that Third Sister is most likely screaming in pleasure in some back alley right now, right father?" Every single one of Wu Shuyu's words was like a knife stabbing in General Wu in the heart.
*Pfft*
Feng Jie could not hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. "Jie'er are you okay!? Oh no! Jie'er has the silly disease! Father since you are forgiving Yu'er then Yu'er will not keep father. It seems Jie'er has come down with the silly disease and he needs to rest. Yu'er will bring him to Yu'er's bedroom right away and strip his clothes off and check his body for the spot that needs to be jerked in order to cure the disease. Do not worry father it's not like my reputation can be ruined like Third Sister who moaned so loudly from being slammed like a pig that the whole capital could hear it. I am already engaged to Jie'er and we have already cooked rice so it is fine. Mmm yes, it was last night during dinner too. We even had roasted meat and a side of egg.."
"Enough! " General Wu could not take it any longer causing him to shout out in rage. He looked at Wu Shuyu with fire in his eyes. If looks could kill then Wu Shuyu would have died a million times over! After glaring at Wu Shuyu General Wu flicked his sleeve and stomped out of the palace.
Wu Shuyu stuck her tongue out at General Wu before bursting out in laughter. Feng Jie was standing at her side with a smile on his face. He was at a loss of words. Every word his Little Thing just said was like a sword aiming for the neck and after she cut the neck she continued stabbing the body until she was bored. She seemed so innocent from the outside but once you got on her bad side you were marked for death!
"Jie'er was that entertaining?" Wu Shuyu saw the grin on Feng Jie's face so she was hoping for a bit of praise.
"Mhm... Very entertaining!" Feng Jie said as he pulled Wu Shuyu into his embrace. "So about that stripping me of my clothes and jerking a part of my body..."
"Not until I have meat buns!" Wu Shuyu said with a teasing smile. She had only said that to upset her good for nothing father. She was not going to actually do it!