naani subah bed se uthta hai aur brush karta hai phir Ghar ke bahaar jaata hai naani ke Ghar ke kuch door saamne ek ladki kaam kar rahi thi uska naam Renu hai naani usko dekh kar muskura Raha tha tabhi naani ki mummy uske paas aayi aur boli
mummy:-pasand hai woh
naani:- (hadbadaate) aaa.kya kon?
mummy:-renu
naani:- kon Renu
mummy:-jisko tu dekh rahaa thaaa..
naani:-kon dekh Raha tha me to nahi dekhraha tha š¤š
mummy:-mujhe sab pata hai...
naani:-(gharse jaate hue) aap bhi na mummy
mummy:-(jara jor se ) Shaadi ka rishta bheju Kya (muskuraahat)
(ek buddhi aurat mummy se kehti hai )
buddhi aurat:-kya hua dewi
mummy:-kuch nahi woh bahubali hit ho gayi
buddhi aurat:-heeen?š¤š¤š¤
(naani chootu ke paas jaata hai chootu mobile me game khel Raha hota hai)
naani:-oye chall
chootu:-kahaan? oh tu batayega to nahi kaha challna hai...chall
(naani aur chootu dono raaste par chalte jaate paas me kutte ghoom rahe hote hai chootu mobile me dekh kar chall Raha hota hai aur naani saath me chal rha hota haiš£)
naani:- Oye tune avengers 4 dekhi Kya
chootu:-haa
naani:-aur Deadpools
chootu:-haan
naani:-PG waali ya R rated
chootu:-(mobile ne dekhte hue ) me PG kam hi dekhta hoon
(chootu ko thokar lagati hai to naani uske sir me tapli(hit) maarta hai aur kehta hai)
naani:-dekhke chal andhe
chootu:-ab b,b b b b b Kya kiya tune mere sir me
naani:-haath maara
chootu :-haath nahi kuch aur maara tune current laga mujhe
naani:-nahi re mene to sirf aise haath hi maara
(naani phir tapli maarta hai )
chootu:-ab,b,b bbbb b aaah phirse current laga Kya maar Raha hai tu
naani:-acha?... mujhe lagta hai pura din mobile me dekh dekh kar Tere dimaag me locha hogaya hai
chootu:-hmmmm...jara phirse maar to..
naani:-pakka?
chootu:-haan
(naani chootu ko phirse sir pe maarta hai to chootu ko phirse current lagta hai phir naani ek ladke ko bulaata hai aur uske sir me maarta hai to usko bhi current lagta hai)
to be continued...