I then... stop smiling and look at her with cold eyes...
I then immediately bow down and say.
Me:" Sorry Tsunade -sensei you are the most beautiful, gentle, strongest konuichi in the world and I would never get cheeky with you."
She just looks at me smiles, comes towards me and pets my head gently then suddenly she squeezes my skull.
Me:" Aw Aw Aw Tsunade -sensei why."
Tsunade:" You should stop acting so ridiculous."
Then she lets go of my head. Wow what monstrous strength. But anyway that was so I could lighten the mood a bit.
And I need them to think this is my way of dealing with depression after all every ninja has their own way of doing it, that is why most elite ninja have a quirky personality.
Me:" Ok now ... sooo Tsunade-sensei what will you teach me."
She then looks at me and says.
Tsunade:" Ok I just need you to sit in a meditative position."
Me:" Ok."
Then I do so and then she does the same.
The then takes a bottle of inkand a brush from her kimono. Then she says.
Tsunade:" Take off your headband. By the way what color is your favourite?"
I do so then I look at her seriously and say.
Me:" Well I don't care eather way but I like the colour red."
She just looks at me and says.
Tsunade:" That was a rhetorical question I only have black ink right now."
I look weirdly at her and say.
Me:" Why would you even ask that if you only have black ink, and by the way that was not a rhetorical question."
She looks at me and raises her eyebrow and says.
Tsunade:" If you hate the black ink so much go and buy your own coloured ink."
Me: *sigh* " Can we just go on with this now I don't care either way."
She just looks at me while putting the brush in the ink bottle and turning it clockwise, then she says.
Tsunade: *EXHALE* " What a disappointing disciple, I always said you should have patience my pupil. Especially now because having patience is the key of this technique I am about to teach you."
I look at her and say. Hmmmm How should I have some fun while she is dodging the answer I want. Then I come up with an idea.
Me:" Why are you acting like a wise teacher all of a suden."
Then I look at her make a serious face and say, while secretly preparing to use Substitution.
Me:" Do you want to have a forbidden relationship with me or something."
Tsunade then stops in shock and is frozen in place but I just continue.
Me:" I understand you want to have the forbidden fruit. After all the forbidden is more exciting and tastier."
Then I still ramble on while Tsunade is still in shock and say.
Me: *blush* " I -I -I am also okay with this Tsunade -sensei, a -after all if I am going in the battlefield I also want to try the forbidden fruit don't worry I won't tell anyone about this I will take this to the grave."
I then make a dark, scummy smirk and say.
Me:" This can be our little secret."
As soon as I say that she gets an enraged face and punches me in the face while saying.
Tsunade:" I SAID DON'T BE SO SCUMMY YOU BRAT."
Then my figure crashes into a tree.
After the dust clears out there is a log where I was supposed to be.
Then I come out from behind a tree and say.
Me:" Ahhhhh Tsunade -sensei if only you were 10 years younger I like strong willed women like you."
She then looks even more pissed and says.
Tsunade:" What's that supposed to mean brat that I am too old or something."
It's so easy controling the flow of the conversation after you know someone as well as I do Tsunade, from both the anime and in reality, I should have become a politician in my last life.
I then make a tragic face and say.
Me:" Tsunade sensei it's quite hard for me to say this but I must say it...
If you wanna go on a date we should do it after training."
Tsunade then sighs and looks at me calmly.
'Oho so she noticed I was leading her by the nose, how admirable she calmed down.'
She just looks at me and says.
Tsunade:" You know kid you would make a great hokage with your way of getting into people's heads and politicking."
I then shrug my shoulders and say.
Me: *sigh* " There you go again with the complements. You must have fallen really hard for me sensei for you to tell me I can be the greatest hokage."
Tsunade: *sigh* " You do know I have a boyfriend right."
She smirks a little.
She probably expected me to be distraught or at least back away but I am just having some fun.
I just make a normal face and say in a completely uninterested voice.
Me:" Oh is that so... When is our date going to be again."
Tsunade: *sigh* "You know you are really shameless."
Then I make a serious face and say.
Me:" So what are you going to tech me Tsunade."
She notices I didn't use the sensei term but she doesn't say anything.
Phase 1 of the plan to get Flying Thunder God BEGINS NOW.
She then looks at her hands makes it in a fist and says.
Tsunade:" You know before we fought with Hanzo I think I had a subconscious arrogance... I don't know when it started but I stoped improving...
Then I thought back on a special seal that grandma Mito used to siphon the leaking unused chakra of a certain being sealed in her and was able to use it for herself... I know you are going to ask, but no I can't tell you what it was.
It's an S rank secret."
She is probably talking about the Kyuubi.
Tsunade:" I then thought why can't I use this seal to siphon my chakra when I am not doing anything to get some of that stored up that I don't use."
Well this an obvious but smart idea of her.
Tsunade:" It was quite hard I had to learn my grand uncle's mind palace technique that he got from the Yamaka's
and then make a place for the chakra and all that it took me 6 months to fill this seal while holding the chakra control even while sleeping and fighting and it was hard to find the specific amount of chakra siphoning because I could get tired fast or suffer chakra exhaustion. Ahhhh it used to be so hard but now it has becone an automatic proces."
Then she makes a angry face and says.
Tsunade: "If I fought Hanzo now well... he would be in for a big surprise."
Then she smiles and says.
Tsunade: " The selfmade technique I will teach you, the technique that has made me the strongest Sanin at the moment is named .....