Phew! Well that wasn't supposed to happen, what the fuck did just happen there how was that son of a bitch so strong, he was supposed to be agile %well he could have been a body builder%, no normal humans are not that strong, his strength was certainly superhuman. %maybe he killed the guy with the blade%, that's not possible, look at his weapon and power, chainsaw and strength, if he had killed someone there would be some blood on him somewhere, which wasn't there. %So what are you trying to say%, that this list is a bunch of bullshit.
%So what's your next step%, as I already said, I need a weapon, %try something makeshift%, that's what I was going to do. I know where the strength guy is, so I will try to kill him first, 2 reasons, he has a blade, and he is fucking strong, that would be a problem later if I don't deal with it early, I mean what if he gets a chainsaw, we are fucked. So I looked around for something sharp, and voila an iron rod with an sharp edge this will do.
So I went where the strength guy was supposed to be and he was still there, just sitting, I try to sneak on him, he has the blade in his right hand, I put the rod through his right hand, the blade falls, I take the blade and take that motherfucker head off, or atleast that's what was supposed to happen, I did try to sneak on him but step on a branch %why is it always a fucking branch, I mean couldn't you come up with something creative%, yeah I mean it's your fucking job to do that, anyway back to what I was telling you, so that motherfucker has his guard up now, %I think you mean he was charging like a fucking bull towards any sound%, yeah somehow dodged him but my rod fell %another mother fucking cliché%, I stand still not making any sound, I pick up a stone and throw it towards a tree, he charge straight into the tree, oh my god that motherfucker is strong the tree gets ripped apart, anyway that's my queue I pick up my rod but he is now charging straight towards me, the time as is slowed down for a second there when he was inches away from me, I just my phasing powers %bet you are thinking why didn't she use it before, guess what so am I%, well I kinda forgot I had those, so I put the rod in his eyes and slip the blade out of his hands, yup I am just that awesome, %well yeah you are a braindead awesome person, why did you put a rod in his eyes he couldn't see you either way%, just wait for it, he can't break through everything so I lead him to a wall, which I know is very thick, and charges into the wall headfirst, and it didn't break, but his skull did. He just lies there unconscious and I put a blade through his neck. Yippee my first kill.