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Chapter 30 - What the fuck am I doing here ?

The vibrant green of the leaves of the trees reflected the shining silver of the moon above . The distance from which he looked , the farthest trees seemed to be the size of his nails . The beautiful moon , which didn't even exist was shining brightly and the howls of some beast which were never supposed to howl were coming from the forest below .

' Why the fuck did you make me walk all the way here fuck . There were no caves , no mountains , no nothing . What the fuck am I doing here ? ' Sam basically shouted in his mind .

[ The view is beautiful . ]

It was a statement , not some classic romance novel shit . Sam dangled his head off the cliff as Neo slept on his chest .

' This can't be the only reason I came all the way to this cliff ? The view is ... hard to find , but there were many games which can simulate something like this . ' Sam said in frustration .

He could feel the calm wind on his face were sort of a new experience , but he guessed he was never calm enough to try this stunt before .

' What are the chances of me dying if I fell , anyways ? ' Sam asked .

[ 8 in 10 ? ]

' Hmmm ... I sometimes wonder why I am so calm even when you are clearly fucking with me . '

[ We are both dependant on each other . You , for my functions and I , well , you will know when the time comes . ]

' Don't tell me it's some petty revenge against your creator who stole your will and put it in a program ? ' Sam said as he smirked .

He was expecting a reply saying ' Far from that ' or something of the sort but he didn't expect silence .

Complete silence .

Well , silence except the cute snores of the little cat .

' Fuck don't tell me I was right ? ' Sam thought . ' Fuck Fuck Fuck . Why the fuck are all such things so shady ? '

[ You aren't there yet . At the speed you are going , you will reach the level at which I can tell you the origin of my existence soon , but not yet . ]

' Rough estimate ? '

[ Tier 10 ]

' Fuck '

#___________#

Sam woke up after a short rest as soon as the sun started shining above his face .

" What the fuck happened after I killed that fucking bunny ? "

[ You and Neo fell asleep after not finding any cave . ]

Sam looked behind him , and then lowered his neck .

' Above that ? '

[ Yes ]

' Fuck , I know . You said to go this way and we'll find a cave . ' Sam said as he face palmed . ' After that ... Hmmm ... What happened after that ? '

[ You looked at the moon while in an awkward pose for any observer and fell asleep with Neo on your chest . ]

' Ohh yeah where did my cut little Neo go ... Did he go hunting ? ' Sam said , as he knew scout would always know what happened around him , even if he himself didn't . ' The card should help me connect with him ... '

He snapped the fingers on his right hand and 2 decks floated in front of him . He pointed his index finger at one of the two and a card floated out of the deck and he held it in his hand .

It had clear information about and a picture of Neo .

[ Neo ( Nether cat )]

[ Level : 1-11 ( Great Lord ) ]

There were also two attribute datas about energy and physique on the bottom of the card which Sam never noticed .

' I usually just threw her out without even looking at the card ... well it is nice nonetheless . ' He thought , but then he paused ' What the fuck is this scout ? Why the hell does my cat use 'energy' energy ? '

[ It is connected to you and for that it will have to change the energy it uses . It makes the connection stronger and firmer . ]

' Whatever . ' Sam thought as he threw the card on the ground , which materialized into the little cat which quickly jumped and landed on Sam's left shoulder and started rubbing her head against his' .

' Ok , now the real question . ' Sam thought as rubbed her soft fur , which shouldn't exist in the first place . " What the fuck am I doing on a fucking cliff in the middle of fucking nowhere ? " He said , still showing his smile to his cat , which tilted its head cutely as he roared in his heart .