"Oh?" Helan's tone was very light, but he still laughed. "Why?"
"I have AIDS, and I bite people when I am under stress."
He Lanjing laughed energetically gasped for breath.
At this moment, Pipi slammed his leg and moved to kick him, but she was caught by his eyes.
"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." He let go and sat down on the other side of the recliner, keeping the biggest possible distance from her in the cramped space.
"Are you teasing me?"
"Us foxes are very trustworthy."
"No, you are not a fox."
"You don't believe me?" As if offended, Helan's tone was a little impatient.
"It's very simple, just look at you. Turn into a fox."
He Lanjing sneered.
"I can't change."
"Fine, I'll shrink the request. You can show me your tail."
"I do not have..."
"Then you are not a fox."
"This is the case—" Helan Jing explained patiently. "A lot of the features of my shape disappeared after cultivation."
"I do not understand."
"Normally, a fox is cultivated from top to bottom, so the tail is the last level. But I am upside down, so my eyes are the last level."
"Why are you going backwards?"
"I am blind, so I can only go backwards. It is very slow."
"This is ridiculous."
"I am telling the truth."
"Well, besides your heartbeat, what else can you show to prove that you are a fox?"
"My sense of smell is very good."
"How good?"
"You got up this morning, using pine-needle toothpaste. Then, you ate fried buns, mushroom flavored. You drank soy milk. Then you went to the newspaper office, and on the way you accidentally stepped on a can of coke, the subway was very crowded, you huddled with a girl who was perfumed. At noon, you are pork and fish porridge. You brushed your teeth and gargled. This time you used grass coral toothpaste. Then you were tired. You drank strong tea, cheap jasmine tea. Your colleague likes to chew gum, she doesn't like you, sticks gum to your chair, you sat down and worked and it got stuck to you, but you still don't know. Your work today was to organize the files. You touched hundreds of sheets of paper, which were from 30 different eras. The smell of the ink was very confusing. You took the bus and the bus driver smoked Yuxi cigarettes. You were hungry and ate a lot of beef jerky. And potato chips... You have always had irregular menstruation, and the hormones have caused a lot of odors on your body, but I have reason to believe that your cycle will start tonight..."