I fell asleep on the bed, and another screen popped up. I sighed, and decided I'd kick the person who designed the sleep system. That, however, would have to be later.
[
Would you like to SIGN OUT
Y/N
]
I grunted, and clicked the Yes button. Immediately, the dark space around me morphed into reality. I removed my helmet at got changed into a red plaid t-shirt with some black pants.
"Damnit, all my other clothes are dirty!"
I sighed as I gave up, and walked outside. I needed some food, VR couldn't satiate hunger and thirst, after all. I grabbed my phone from my pocket and opened Flappy Bird.
*tap tap. Taptaptaptaptaptap*
"****."
*tap tap. taptaptap. tap. taptaptaptaptap.*
"****."
I walked down the sidewalk, slightly angry at the game. I continued tapping, only to die as I bumped into some moron. I glared at him as he looked at me arrogantly. "Watch where you're going, ****face." I spewed out hatefully, as he also began glaring at me.
"Apologize, you fat twink!" He said this with a smirk on his face. Oh, how I wanted to beat him up! I grabbed his shirt and pulled him in front of me and I said, angrily;
"Come into that ally way. Let's duke it out, you retard! I'll beat your *** you'll cry to heaven!" I threw him back after letting go of his shirt and walked into the alleyway. There weren't cameras here. He smirked again, and threw a punch.
I ducked, and rammed my head into his abdomen and I continually kneed his groin. I could hear him start groaning in pain, until he slammed my back with his hands.
"**** your mom!"
As he was ready to kick me, a large green some encircled me as I floated up to me feet. "**** my mom? **** your sister!" I shouted as I slammed my fist into his face, a green aura surrounding it. He immediately toppled down.
"Holy crap! What kind of monster are you!?"
Who said that? This guys mouth isn't moving. What the ****? I looked up from him to see another guy. I was already drained, I shouldn't go into another fight, but...
"I'll keep your secret! Don't hurt me!"
I glared at him as I stepped over the ugly persons body. I noticed he had a VR suit and Helmet in a bag, and I thought of something. "You. Have your heard of the Wujin clan?" I asked him, not polite at all.
"Yeah, why?"
I smiled, relieved I could resolve this. I didn't like people impersonating us, but many regular people had joined my last Guild. "How about you join it, and not speak of this incident?" He looked a bit shocked, but then immediately said yes. "Alright then. I'm sure you know how our usernames work. Pick a name that's a class, but with an _ in front of it."
He nodded, his crazy blonde hair tied into a pony tail swaying as he did so. That's kind of... feminine? Also, his clothes are... whatever. He walked away. "Wait! Give me your phone number." We exchanged, as I left him behind in the alleyway to go shop. I walked up to the front door, breathing a bit heavily, and opened it.
Time skipping to Game Release. Plot Time, woohoo!
I excitedly put the suit on, stretching my arms and legs as I put the helmet on and lied on the bed. The same, comical icon appeared as it started up. I grabbed toward the game, and appeared In the Guild Hall. Many notifications as 'the first _____ class joined, welcome them!' appeared, but I just loved them to my back.
"Guild Channel." I ordered, my voice channel switching. "Head to the Guild Hall, 10th floor." Immediately, I could see on my map 13 dots appear and rapidly advance.
*creak*
The door opened, and I spoke. "What level are all of you? I'm level... Holy ****!" I fell backwards, shocked. "I'm level 79!" All of the guild members spoke, each of them being at level 75. Guild EXP share was really...
I looked in Global chat, and saw _Voidmage talk about something- hold on, _Voidmage? Didn't that guy tell me that was his username? Yeah. It was definitely _Voidmage.
"Guild player Invite _Voidmage!" A large screen appeared, and _Voidmage appeared on it as he materialized introns of us. "Alright, Guild. Greet Voidmage here, introduce yourselves."
"_DivineSorcerer"
"_Assassin"
"_Dwarf"
"_HolyKnight"
"_Swordsman"
"_Magician"
"_Guardian"
"_Summoner"
"_BeastMaster"
"_Warlock"
"_Archer"
"_Blademaster"
"_Healer"
"_Weaponsmith"
I introduced my Game character as well. "Everyone, meet _Voidmage." They did, in a monotone conjoined voice. "Right then. Does anyone have any EXP Stones?" _HolyKnight nodded l, her golden hair swaying and her breasts jiggling as she stood and threw me a bag. Her perfect curves were distracting, but that was for a later time. I fought the bag, and looked at the amount. "This should get you around level 30." I said, and tossed him the bag. He immediately absorbed them, and began messing with his stats.
I sighed, "Everyone, go hunt mobs." They nodded and vanished, Voidmage in the corner still assigning points. I began doing the same. "Stats."
[
_DivineSorcerer||
Divine Sorcerer ||
75.000 HP ||
26.000 Mana ||
1.000 MP/Minute ||
29 Gold ||
{
230 STR
450 INT
450 WIS
140 END
360 FTH
107 LUK
75 CHR
300 AGL
}
{
SKILLS
Meteor || Locked
Fireball ||
Detonate ||
Barrier ||
Hellpit || Locked
Sinkhole ||
Divine Persuasion ||
}
{
TITLES
Divine Sorcerer ||
+2,500,000 Magic DPS
+500,000 Mana
-75% Magic Cost
{LV 560}
}
{
ITEMS
Gold x29
Raw Hide
Wujin Crown [LV 75}
}
]
Holy ****... I tapped the Wujin Crown, and it appeared on my head. I smirked. My guild took up to top spots In 14 classes. I thought about something. The game is free, and I have a lot more VR Helmets... so I can- I logged out and stretched my mana to the remaining VR Helmets as they logged in and began opening the game.
"Haha... Hahaha!" The Garden wasn't free to play, so I couldn't do this.
My Clan, later that day, had one hundred members. One for each class. I smiled, and relaxed. My level continuously rising because of the Guild EXP share. Ah, the benefits of a One Man Guild...