Chapter 31 - Eliminating ganjuro!!! Part 1

After the reunion John waited for Lara until she woke up and when she woke up,, Lara :'' huh where am i?,, John : '' hi Lara your'e in my family home '',, then Lara hugged him,, John : '' Lara would you go on a date with me?'',, '' Lara yes of course if you will explain to me what happened Five years ago '',, John : '' ok!! '',, then John told her everything about him well except sensei and mother,,,Lara : '' so that's where you Have been'',,, John then walked with Lara outside his home's family,, Lara :' '' where are you gonna take me'',, John :''to the moon'',,, before she can replay he shrouded her with his qi and cut a space rift with his finger and took Lara with him,, when the got out they were beside the flag of america on the moon Lara was wide eyed and doesn't believe this,, Lara : '' we are on the moon im gonna write an essay on this the earth realy is round!!!'' John : '' hold up!!! Your'e one of the flat earth believers!! '', Lara : '' No im kidding!! Idiot!! '', John : '' oh that was a colse one!! '',, John : '' Lara do you wann watch a movie after this? '',, Lara :'' no i just want to stay here with you alone '',, John : '' then Lara will you marry me? '' Lara whipped her at so fast!! John dont you are going too fast!!? '',,, John : '' i think im going too slow im gonna say It again Lara will you marry me?!! '',,, Lara : '' yes i do! '' John : '' cause i wanna marry Christina and Sarah too '',, Lara : whatt!! John are you serious?!! You know polygamy in america Is illegal right? '',, John : '' to be honest with you and please don't mind my language i don't give fuck!!! About america or the world!!! If my family weren't in this minor realm i wouldn't Have took a second look at It im gonna take the realms in the palm of My hand i promise you that!!! ",,,Lara looked at him and thaught that's why your'e gitting more interesting!! '',, Lara :'' count me in then '',, John: '' well of course babe'',,, after eight years...John was cooking in a restaurant called realm in between he baught It after he got married with Sarah he sold some treasure from his spatial ring in the black market well his rich right now but well after he hot bored he tried cooking and found It enjoyable so he started working in It for fun!! Today Is the first day of elementary school for his three kids Chris Is Sarah's son that has black hair and hazel eyes that looks like John when he was small but a lot smarter his 6 years old his Lara's son and Alice who Is five 7 years old who has blonde hair and black eyes and looks like christina a lot of course she is christina's and she's Five years old and Julie who Is 4 years old and has red hair and green eyes and she's Sarah's daughter she loves to stay on John's shoulders like a little monkey she is so light that he for gets that she's on his shoulders sometimes and its scary he feeds her a lot but its seems she doesn't get fat when he got her to a doctor he said Its normal but when he got her to his sensei he said because she has the yang physique do you believe It!!! Oh! This daughter of mine will be the next badass!! In the family'',, while he was cooking,,Julie : '' daddy whre Is Chris and Alice going can i go with them? '' John : no you Have to wait for two more years and then you can go, now get down and get ready ,cause we are gonna go to your grandma's and grandpa's house ok '',, Julie : '' ok daddy can i go with aunty Amate? I like to sit on her back cause she's so fluffy!!!'' John : '' ok do what you want honey '',, Sarah : '' John you are spoiling her too much!! Ya know!! '' Sarah was slapping the shit out of him,, cause while the three mother's were taking care of some business with his adopted daughter Nastya in theer empire in his realm he took the children on a journey through the realms and It wasn't good when he got back his ass got handed to him Chris taller nobody knows why and Alice got puffed full of condensed muscles and Julie got more hyperactive It was crazy!! And what Is more crazy Is that he made an empire in Five years lets go back a little,,, John was going through some qi he stored from the escaping talisman that eight activated that thrown him to the demon realm when he followed the qi and reached the last place the qi was in he could'nt believe his eyes,, John im!! Im!! In the legendary ass realm!!! The legend goes like this there was a cultivator in the king high level walking in the market he saw a lady with in a bubbly thick ass then fell in love at first sight It was love then It became an Obsession!! And he brokethrough in the middle of all that and It Came to him what if he made a realm of that ain't gonna make his own heaven and It ttok him 50 to create the legendary ass realm and then he died of blood loss do you believe It!! he hidden It in a place nobody knows where until now!!,, John man These guy Have a shitty luck pun intended,,, then John followed the qi until he found the two of them on the ground in hugging theer legs and murmuring,,, Eight : '' ass!! ass!! ass!! ass!! ass!! ass!!'' and Nine has dead eyes,,, John : '' ahh you poor bastards!!!'',, John of course they are gonna get like staying in the ass realm for Five years,, John shrouded his hand with healing and put It on theer heads,, Eight woke up first,, Eight : Is that you the one we fought before?! Please save us!! We will do anything you want!! Im a boob man please i don't want to change that!! Please!! Look at him!!,, Eight pointed to Nine,, Nine was worshipping the ass in front of him and making a statue!!,, John : ahh its far too late for him!! If i took you both out your'e gonna tell me where ganjuro lives and you will become my subordinates or you Die right now!! '',, Eight : '' ok i'll give you a Soul oath too'',, after Eight and Nine both made the oath,, John : we Have to go to a therapy session first,,...