When I turn to him and I find he stalking towards me with a face like thunder. I back up slightly, and then mentally curse myself for not standing my ground.
He stops in front of me, his chest puffing, breathing his minty breath all over me.
"Kiss me," he orders.
What? That's crazy changed all of sudden.
"No!" I cry incredulously. The bloody man is deluded! He gives me a royal ticking off for disobeying him and then starts making more unreasonable demands. I'm not kissing him.
His eyes darken and narrow.
"Three," He counted
He must be joking.
"Are you crazy?"
"Yes! I'm fucking crazy now! TWO!" He shouts.
Oh my God! He's f**king serious.
"ONE!" he whispers.
I scan the doorway past him and disregard that option completely. I'm not getting past him, that's for sure.
"ZERO!"
Fuck! I bolt across the room and over the bed.