"General Skullic?" Nila said, looking around the room. "I'm not sure. If I had to guess, he hasn't been here a while. You were even more dead to the world reading than you were yesterday. It must be a realllly good book, huh?"
"It is," Oliver said. "Though I couldn't tell you why. He's not an amazing writer… He makes mistakes more often than you can count, but I suppose he's so charming that it's easy to overlook them."
"Charming?" Nila said, raising her eyebrow.
"Mm. That does seem like a strange thing to describe him as… But I can't think of anything else," Oliver said. "He seems sort of like if a dog could write."
"W-wait, wait, Oliver!?" Nila said, outraged. "You know that's the First King you're describing, right? The foremost of Stormfront's heroes?"