And I am pretty sure that the universe is trolling me at this point.
Well, not exactly the universe itself.
It is more like someone with way too much creative power and time on his hand or maybe just a hand.
That is, one hand.
Since the other hand may be preoccupied with something else.
And if I have to guess who, it is likely one of the Primordial.
Honestly, it is fairly safe to blame everything that had happened to me on a Primordial.
If it wasn't for one of them or perhaps all of them in some capacity, I wouldn't be here.
I am unsure where exactly I would be if I didn't get killed, being the Aspect of Time with limitless power and all of that, but I am certain that I wouldn't be here, debating with myself on whether I should give my daughter what she wants in exchange for information.
Alright. It is not that much of a debate since the choice is a no brainer.
Give my daughter a nice steamy creampie and profit.
