God? At least his name checks out.
But I am somewhat disappointed. No. I am really disappointed.
I am under the assumption that Gods would be glamorous.
You know, unearthly, heavenly and godly beautiful or handsome. Those sorts of things.
It is actually one of the many reasons to why I am really looking forwards to seeing the Goddess of the Moon in person. Considering how incredibly sexy the dark elves are in general, it is safe to assume that their Goddess is beyond heavenly beautiful.
She must be. She is a Goddess.
Please don't take that away from me. Please. Please.
Who the hell am I praying to?
I admit that Zeus is a handsome young man. Most women would fall head over heels for him. Did I say women? I mean sluts. Proper and mature women do not pay attention to those things.
And I shouldn't either.
Did I just compare myself to proper and mature woman?
