*Saito's point of view*
So I was taken out by Miyano and Kaede by force...guess they'll have me for a day then.
Miyano: "U-um... actually, since we're close enough...can I call you...O-onii.... -san?"
Kaede: "I prefer to call him onii-chan, that makes you cuter."
Miyano: "S-shut up shut up shut up! It's not like I want to do it to be pat or anything, baka!"
So, I proceed to pat Miyano-chan's head...my, she's cute as always.
Kaede: "That's not fair, I wanna be patted to."
Miyano: "*heavy stare* One at a time, short hair"
Kaede: "He's been patting your head for quite a while, midget."
Miyano: "How dare you call me that? *extremely heavy stare*"
Aw man... this is not good.
I wonder what happened to the other two at home.
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Kyoko: "Hello everyone, welcome to 'how to tame a yandere', and today we were glad to be able to invite our special guest, Reina!"
Reina: "Stop recording, Kyoko-"
Kyoko: "Call me 'onee-chan'."
Reina: "K-kyoko onee-chan."
Kyoko: "Kya! Good girl! Good girl!"
Reina: "Now I feel like I'm being her pet... grr..."
*Kyoko's point of view*
As for how this happen...it was a little recent, Reina refused to be a "good girl" by not sitting still and not listening to the "onee-san of the day", so...I decided to 'hold her tight' on a 'safer place' (translation: tie her up and place her on a couch)
*Still Kyoko's point of view*
"So, how do you like being tied up and unable to do anything?"
Reina: "*Yandere mode* This isn't necessary at all I must say. I mean making it look like a show. *Cute mode* Please untie me immediately."
"Promise me you'll be a good girl, and I'll untie you"
Reina: "I'll kill you if that's the next thing I'll do-"
"Then let the show continue!"
Reina: "Eh!"
"Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, this is only for entertainment."
Step 1 - Feed her well
"Yanderes are human being, like most of all of us, except she'd do anything for her love. Still, if you ever want her to be happy and not doing anything bloody, you must feed her. Anything can do, such as... broccoli!"
Reina: "You are forcing me to eat it, K-kyoko onee-chan."
"Now open your mouth. Say 'ah'."
Reina: "If I have to... a-ahhh"
*munch*
"Ara ara, she munched the broccoli straight away! That's a fierce one! We need to do something to make her happy! How? By patting her head."
*pat* *pat* *pat*
Reina: "Ah Wu! Kimochi~~"
"Ah...anyway."
Step 2: Clean her up
"Like us human beings, we need to clean ourselves too. So we need to clean every single of her body part... including here!"
Reina: "Ah~~~~this can't be! I don't like where this is going!"
"Relax, I was just cleaning your armpit. Don't worry, she can't do anything right now since her arms are tied tightly behind!"
Reina: "T-then h-how c-c-could r-reach my a-armpit gah hahahahahahaha heeheehee hooohooohooo!"
"That's because I'm a professional in cleaning...now time to clean your p****!"
Reina: "Kya~ I'm aroused...by a girl...no...this can't be...I knew this would be a yuri-iiii I'm going to-"
*Please standby*
"I know you're going to bed right away, but I need to wipe your back first."
Reina: "Y-you could have done that first... Hah...."
Step 3 - Make sure she sleeps well
"Ara ara...you fell asleep rather fast...and now we can finally untie her!"
Reina: "Nom...free...at last..."
"And you are still awake?"
Reina: "Zzz"
"Good, she's asleep. Like us human beings-"
Reina: "Yandere should sleep well, yeah yeah you don't have to repeat this, now allow me to say this.. Sleep Is For The We-"
"And now, the show ends today! Thanks for watching 'How To Tame A Yandere'!"
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*Saito's point of view*
Miyano & Kaede: "We're home!"
"Wow... they're asleep already...I wonder what happened when we were gone?"
Well... it doesn't matter. I'm sure they're enjoying themselves at home...
Next: Rivalry of Miyano and Kaede