Tang opened his eyes to see a huge gape
A mouth.
Tang tried to reconsider what he just saw then memories flushed into his head. He remembered about how he asked to be reincarnated as a burger from Tokk.
'I am a burger now' Tang thought, trying to move his arms but couldn't. Tang was never a person to think hard about things so he would always come up with a conclusion related to burgers.
He had forgotten to take his keys? Calm down with a bite of a burger before breaking his window with stale burgers.
He just got dumped? Why not marry a burger.
Tang passively thought about how he was a burger and had already accepted it. For he was not a lover of hamburgle anymore, but a Hamburger itself.
The sheer possibilities he could achieve blew tang san's mind into a state close to diabete it was so overwhelming.
Crunch!
Tang san felt all the bones in his body break- well, he thought that they did but it was just his patty getting ripped in half from someone's teeth. Tang looked around to see who just bit him like a bell and a pipi to see a grubby looking man wearing shaggy clothes. He looked like a medieval farmer. Tang san also noticed that he was in a shed and there was a rusty barbecue frying other patties. His pipi almost exploded at the thought of how he was disgustingly cooked on that barbecue.
System message: Critical health condition
Seek a way to restore health immediately
Health: 17/50
Tang was surprised at the strange voice that appeared in his mind before a screen popped up before him:
Tang san
Species: Otherworldly Hamburger (Legendary)
Class: Taking many F's
Level: 1
Health: 14/50
Revival ability: 2 hours
Allure: 1
Peng: 69
Regen: 1
Taste: 10
Skills:
Skill taker: Takes all of the skills of the person that you are eaten by (lvl.max-100% probability of taking skills)
Revival ability: Can revive yourself after being fully eaten. Levelling up reduces cool down of skill usage after being fully swallowed.(lvl.1)
???:???(lvl.max)
(New)Farming: Can planet, sow and water seeds with absolute precision (lvl.4)
Tang farted out ionajuice in surprise then swillocked himself. It seems the farming skill was just stolen from the guy eating him using the skill taker skill.
Tang san was bewildered. It seems his power was unlimited, even soaring past the sky.
He was left with many questions and first came the question, ' What was that voice in his head at the beginning'
' It was I, Azra, a being created by his worship to guide you into this world'
Tang san just ponked himself in the thought of how he had a personal advisor now.