A middle aged man walks into a Wal-Mart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. After being guided in its direction, he asks to see the pharmacist.
The pharmacist comes out and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then says, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist looks at him for a moment and then says, "Perhaps if you took 5 or 6 pills at once you might."
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Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers and they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look, says the first nun .....
'It's a soap dispenser."
To test her theory the second nun also pulls his tool and sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
The third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, then twice...ten times but nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells......... Hand lotion.