Once there was a couple who enjoyed a good sex life.
One day suddenly the husband dies due to heart attack. In last moments of his life he says to his wife When I die You cut of my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom.
When you feel like having sex start pumping on it.. One day 3 men of The neighborhood come to know about this, they get an idea they think that we will steal that penis, make a hole in the wall and insert our penis into the wall from backside.
The first man tries it .as usual the woman starts sucking and pumping it, .the first man tell about this experience to his other two friends the second man tries it .the same thing happens. When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says "come on darling we are shifting to another house"
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Q:) What did the prostitute say to the man who couldn't get an erection?
A:) "No hard feelings?"
Q:) What do you get when you recycle 365 used rubber condoms?
A:) A "Goodyear."
Q:) What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A:) When the baby look like the father, its Biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, its Sociology!
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