Women are like Continents of the World At age:
13-17 They are like Africa, Unexplored
18-35 They are like Asia, Hot and Exotic
36-45 They are like America, Fully explored and free with their resources.
46-55 They are like Europe, Exhausted but still with points of interest.
56-older They are like Australia, Everyone knows what is down there, but who cares.
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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?
Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
I love giving Mypenis a bath.
Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
Help! I can't find Mypenis!
Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.
When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.