Barrack?s door open?
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him andsaid, "Your barracks door is open. "This is not a phrase we men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!!
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Jassema was getting married very soon, but she was a little upset and nervous about all those weird things she has been listening about. On the day of her Suhaag Raat, her mamma tell her how to behave well and stay calm when her hubby comes in the room for the first night.
Don't worry, Sweet heart, you'll be all right. But listen, take special care of your boobs, cause men always tend to eat them away thinking that they're apples.
Ok, mom. Jassema runs away, but what ??? She comes back to her mom in a short while, very nervous and almost in tears.
Mom, Mom !!!! My hubby is trying to eat away my apples !!!
Don't worry darling, see I told you, this is in the nature of men, your dad still tries to eat away Water Melons !!!