Q:) What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
A:) Her legs.
Q:) Which of the following doesn't belong in the Set?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!
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A very beautiful woman did not marry and was getting old.
A few friends got worried and talked to four top sportsmen and they agreed to marry her. The friends then approached the woman with the proposal. The sportmen were from the field of cricket, football, hockey and billiards.
The Women spends some quality time with all the sports men alone, then she requested time to think over.
After a few days the friends again approached the woman to know who she had selected. The woman rejected all of them. The friends wanted to know the reason. The woman replied:
The cricket player when he is in form he keeps on making century otherwise he is out for a duck!
The football player when he starts he is full of stamina and as soon he reaches the goal mouth he shoots wild!
The hockey players - they use a crocked stick!
The friends asked what about billiards player he is so handsome, young and multi-millionare the woman replied - you know the billiards players they pot the ball in and leave the cue out.