A newly wed lady writes a letter to her mother for the first time after her marriage.
This is how the letter went:
Dear mom,
I'm happy here but danny troubles me a lot, he is such a sex maniac that he makes love to me all the time, while washing clothes, while bathing, while cooking,etc.
He doesn't give me time to rest at all.
love ya,
Vini
p.s. please excuse the jerky handwriting
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Q:) What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
A:) Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
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Q ) Why the similarity between a Girl and a Light Bulb?
A) They both can be turned on....
Q)........so where's the problem?????
A) The girl cant be turned off
Q) Whats another similarity between them?
A) They both need to be screwed.
Q) .......so where's the problem????
A) Once your done with the screwing, you cant unscrew the damn bitch!
Q) Whats the best part about a bulb compared to a girl???
A) When they're overworked they just pop and you chuck em out & go get
a new one...with your bitch, you just dont have that choice.
Q) So why is it that Guys still choose the girl over the bulb?
A) Ever tried shoving your dick up a glass bulb?