Lunching with English friends at the time of her husbands reverement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead.
"A penis." she replied without hesitation. The embarrassed silence that followed was broken by the former President.
"My dear, I don't think that the English pronounce the word like that, it is 'appiness'"
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The night was young, the moon was high,
We were alone just she and I.
Her hair was smooth, her eyes bright blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.
Her skin was soft, her legs so fine,
I ran my finger down her spin.
I don't know how but I tried my best,
As I placed my hand on her tender breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart,
And slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame,
I watched in awe as the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...Milking a cow!
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Once there was a conversation between apple and a banana.
Banana says to the apple people eat you by chewing you. The Apple replied I am better off people strip you first and then eat you!