A guy and a gal meet in an elevator. The guy asks, "Which floor?"
The gal says, "Third floor."
The guy reads the list of offices on the wall and says, "Oh, going to give blood, I see."
She says, "Yup, it's worth $30.00. Which floor are you going to?"
He replies, "Sixth."
She says, "Oh, that's the sperm bank!"
He nods and says, "Right! and it's worth $100.00!"
A couple of weeks later, the same two meet in the elevator again. The guy says, "Third floor again?"
The gal, mouth tightly closed, cheeks puffed out, shakes her head and holds up 6 fingers!
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
"Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow- up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers: "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office.
"Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.
"Terrible!" the lady bellows. " It's the worst mistake I've ever made.
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your breasts!!! And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"