The Difference Between Women With Small Or Large Breasts
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the centre of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS...
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
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Once a couple after their marrige go london for their honeymoon.
They go to a hotel and asked for a room in which they stays for 2 days and when they were checking out receptionist tells them that hotel will pay them 1000 pound (500 pound/day) for their stay in hotel. The couple were surprised and quitely takes money and comes out of hotel assuming why they have paid them money.
The couple then thought that why not try another hotel next to that hotel. They were paid 2000 pound for 2 days in that hotel. They then realised that somehow previous hotelier had cheated them, so they came back to hotel in which they stayed first.
The couple asked manager of that hotel that "you have given us 1000 pound less for our 2 days stay while hotel next to yours have paid us in full"
Manager replied "Sir we make cassetes only but they show it live!!"