Let Me Bite Your Breasts
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?" Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm 10,000 dollars eh? Ok, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"
So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and start caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but no biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."
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What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!
Aries
Okay, let's do it again...
Taurus
I'm hungry - pass the pizza ...
Gemini
Have you seen the TV remote?
Cancer
When are we getting married?
Leo
Wasn't I fantastic?
Virgo
I need to wash the sheets.
Libra
I liked it if you liked it...
Scorpio
Now let's try it with our clothes off.....
Sagittarius
Don't call me - I'll call you...
Capricorn
Do you have a business card?
Aquarius
Perhaps I should untie you....
Pisces
What did you say your name was?