A lady lost her 3 panties and informed her husband.
On the spot, husband enquired to the maid servant, "Do you know, where the panties
are?"
The maid replied, "Sir! Why do you ask me you know, I do not use any undergarment."
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Lessons from a Bull
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife'smouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."