Five Couples Getting Naughty
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning the following week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn!"
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Breasts Problem!
There was a inattractive woman. She was so because her breasts were too very small. She realised it and consulted a doctor, but since this didnt work she approached a tantrik.
The tantrik gave her some ash to eat at the spot. After that he said "Lady I have given you ash with the mantras and now whenever somebody says 'sorry' to you ur breasts will increase one inch each time".
The lady was very happy and when she was going back a man accidently spat on her and said "I am sorry ma'm" and whoop!!! her breasts increased by an inch.
In the evening her hubby came late from office . He said " sorry darling i was ....." and there it was they grew by another inch.
The next day she was in the hotel when the waiter dropped something on her new dress. The lady was furious. looking at that the waiter said "sorry sorry a thousand times".
Next days news headline was, "TERRORISTS STRIKE THE CITY. A MAN KILLED BY TWO MISSILES"