Dirty SMS Jokes
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 21 inch was a TV.
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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
Honey, I'm home!
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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
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How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
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What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!
Aries
Okay, let's do it again...
Taurus
I'm hungry - pass the pizza ...
Gemini
Have you seen the TV remote?
Cancer
When are we getting married?
Leo
Wasn't I fantastic?
Virgo
I need to wash the sheets.
Libra
I liked it if you liked it...
Scorpio
Now let's try it with our clothes off.....
Sagittarius
Don't call me - I'll call you...
Capricorn
Do you have a business card?
Aquarius
Perhaps I should untie you....
Pisces
What did you say your name was?