In the Class
Teacher: Tell me children which thing we cannot take in our mouth.
Toger: Mam it's a burning bulb.
Teacher surprised and asked why?
Roger said last night I heard my mom saying to my dad first switch off the light, then I will take in mouth.
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MEDICAL REPORT
A 95 years old man sucks his 90 years old wife after an hour sucking is wife chests he dies!
In the medical report "the death of this person coz of driking something after expiry date."
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Q:) Why are men fatter then women?
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Coz men get milk and 2 papayas whereas women get a banana and a spoon of white liquid!