Maids and Peckers
Two old maids played poker with Peter every Tuesday evening. It was Peter's turn to have the game at his house, but his furniture was out being re-upholstered, and they had no chairs. They decided to solve the problem by sitting cross legged on the floor and putting newspaper on their laps to hold the cards.
After playing awhile, the first old maid saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper. She excused herself and went to the bathroom. The second old maid then saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper and she followed the first one. She walked into the bathroom and saw the first old maid sitting on the toilet.
The second old maid said "Did you see Peter's pecker peeking through the paper while we were playing poker?" The first old maid replied, "Yes, I saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper while we were playing poker, but don't mention it because it makes my pussy pucker and I can't pee!!
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Snow in Goa
A lady goes on vacation alone to Goa, wishing her husband had been able to join her.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can't tell you!" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says,.. "I knew you would make fun of it."
The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had ... 8 inches of Snow every day in Goa."