Musical Notes!
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach and the wife was patting him on his butt.
He ask her what she was doing, she said "I'm playing the Tabla" He turned around and told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".
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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
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Cycle and Girl
Q:) What's the difference between a cycle and a girl?
A:) In the case of a cycle, you have to keep your hips firm and keep your legs moving, but In the case of a girl, you have to keep your legs firm and move your hips.