A Lady asks a Tyre-Mechanic " Comeon, let's have sex !!!"
Mechanic reply "Then, please get into water"
"Why do you need water to have sex? "
"Coz, I can identify holes only in water!!!"
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Open wide
Banta and Preeto, going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when suddenly Banta asks Preeto to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and Banta asks her again, 'Open your legs a little wider'.
Preeto does, then he asks again, 'a little wider hun'.
Preeto starts getting a bit pissed off but she does it. Till finally he asks again, 'Can you open them just a little wider?'
So she finally yells, 'What are you trying to do get your balls in too?'
Banta says, 'No, I'm trying to get them out.
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Which of them can have sex the most times in one night?
There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.
The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?! Damn! You beat me by three."