Hillbilly Newlyweds
A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it.
Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the big-city doctor.
The doctor let them look at a children's book about where babies come from, but to no avail.
He tried his own explanation, but was met with blank stares.
Exasperated, the doctor took them to his private office and showed them a porno movie.
This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the couch.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I just have one question: how many times a week do I have to bring her in for this?"
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Large breast philosophy of life
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
At 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide so I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring, totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met and made me miserable as often as happy.She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with large breasts.