Bad at Sex Education
The pretty young sex education teacher handed out the final test papers.
Tom got a D, Dick got a D-, Harry got an F
The three got together after class to complain about their low grades.
"That bitch!" said Tom "I can't believe she gave me a D"
"We should get even with her" said Dick "Let's grab her after school"
"Yeah" said Harry "...and kick her in the balls!"
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A street hooker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?"
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied,
"Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."
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A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be around the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.
The husband told her, "Tell him it's $100."
She went back and informed the client who complained, "That's too much! How much for a handjob?"
Once again she asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.
The husband said "Ask for $40."
The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear.
Upon the removal of his clothing the woman took one look at his equipment and then asked him once more wait a moment.
She ran around the corner to her husband, "Now what?" he asked
"Can I borrow $60?"