A gynecologist wants a change of pace so she decides to become a mechanic. After two weeks' training, there's a test. Each student in the class is required to take apart an engine, and put it back together again.
When the results come back, another student sees the gyno's grade and complains,
"How did she get a 150% if 100% is a perfect score?"
"Well," the teacher says, "you got 50 points for taking the engine apart and 50 for putting it back together again."
"So, how did she get 150?"
"Well, she took it apart right, so there's 50, she put it back together right, another 50. But, she got an extra fifty for doing it all through the muffler."
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The New Penis Tax!
Don't Forget to Pay all of Your Taxes!
The Tax days are near, so please read the following to make certain that you have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or your husband or boyfriend.
The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that:
40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed
20 % of the time it is pissed off,
30 % of the time it is hard up
10 % of the time it is in the hole.
On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts!
According to the income tax ammendment act 2005, your penis will be taxed according to its size.
To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income Tax return Form 8 which states the following:
10 to 12 inches ------ Luxury tax -------- $ 50.00
8 to 10 inches ------- Pole tax ------------ $ 45.00
5 to 8 inches -------- Privilege Tax ------ $ 40.00
3 to 5 inches -------- Standard Tax ------ $ 30.00
Anyone under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 % and special relief as a handicapped person.
Those who exceed 12 inches will be liable for Capital Gains Tax. If you have any queries, please contact the nearest Tax office.