One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son, we're family."
So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning wildly.
"Hang on Dad!", I wann to get off cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"
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Valentine's Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party, mainly because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.
The rest of his class received the usual "store bought" cheap Valentines that read cutsy "Be Mines" but he took special care and time in hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.
The first read:
Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I love your legs and what's in between.
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I love your ass.
And to the other girl he wrote:
Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!
Bend over Babe 'cause here comes my Willy!