Purification
A prostitute went for confession and said she wanted to be purified.
The Father gave her an appointment and she arrived at the given time, The Father asked her to undress and lay flat on a table over which the Bible was kept.
Soon thereafter, the Father also undressed and started performing over her.
The prostitute was aghast and asked the Father as to what he was doing, The Father replied that he was purifying her practically by saying "HOLY FATHER ABOVE YOU, HOLY BIBLE BELOW YOU AND HOLY WATER THROUGH YOU"
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One day a woman decides to buy a parrot for her daughters. She goes to the nearest animals store, There she sees a splendid speaking parrot for 20 dollars.
Astonished, she sees the salesman and asks," Sir, why a parrot of such a great value is not very expensive? ".
The salesman says," Well Madam, it comes from a brothel and its language is not correct".
The woman says that she will correct the language and buys it. Arrived at home, the cage is installed in the salon. The parrot says then:" New house, new brothel". The woman thinks that it is not serious and that the parrot will be corrected.
The two small girls then arrives at the salon and the parrot says: "Two new small whores, two new small whores".
The mother, very confused explains to her daughters that the parrot comes from a brothel and that its language will be corrected from day to day. On this, her husband, Robert, arrives and the parrot seeing him says "New brothel, new small whores, but always this good Robert".