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Steve and Cliff are having this talk.
Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason."
Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
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A very popular French Man Charles de Gaulle, who was in Britan decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grande Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness'
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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,� responded the lawyer.
"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinking can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"