Flavored Icecreams
A man is walking home from work one day, and he sees a new ice cream shop on the street. Since it is a hot day, he goes in.
"Aftenoon dear, what flavours of ice cream do you sell?"
"Oh we sell every flavour. Even ones you have never heard of. You name it, we sell it!" the shopkeeper replies.
Deciding to test this claim, he asks for a Fish flavoured Ice cream, to which he is presented with exactly that, a definite fish flavour, yet still nice. Amazed, he walks home eating his Fish Flavoured Ice Cream!
The next day the man passes the shop again and cant resist going in again.
"Afternoon dear, I'll have a curried egg flavour ice cream please," says the man.
"Right you are," replies the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper turns around, picks up a cone and fills it with ice cream. Handing it back to the man he says, "Try that."
The man tastes its and replies, "That's incredible, it tastes just like curried egg."
The man goes home and thinks all night of a flavour the shopkeeper will not be able to reproduce. So the next day the man goes into the shop again.
"Hi, today I want a pussy juice flavoured ice cream please" says the man.
"Right you are," replies the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper turns around, picks up a cone and fills it with ice cream. Handing it back to the man he says, "Try that."
The man tastes its and replies, "Yuk, that's terrible, it tastes just like shit."
The shop keeper replies, "Try again, but this time take shorter licks."