Negligible Growth
This guy was taking shower with his three-year-old daughter playing around. The girl could not suppress her curiosity and started looking at her dad. The little girl said, "Daddy, I see you have a penis."
The father said, "Yes, I do."
The girl thought for a moment and said, "But, I don't have a penis, Dad."
Dad said, "Yes, that's right!"
Thinking more about it the little girl continued, "Mommy doesn't have a penis."
So the Dad said, "Yes I know my sweetie."
The three-year-old frowned and then offered her sympathies, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry, because yours is really very small."
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Credit Card Commercial that was never aired!
Cover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $400.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
........PRICELESS!
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Killing A Mouse
The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and catches him putting on a condom.
He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters "I'm going to kill a mouse, son."
The kid says, "What are you going to do, fuck him to death?"