Doctor Please Kiss Me!
A woman is in her doctors office and suddenly shouts, "Doctor, kiss me!"
The doctor looks at her and says, "I'm sorry, but it would be against my code of ethics to kiss you."
Twenty minutes later the woman shouts again, "Doctor, please kiss me!"
Again he refuses, apologetically, and says, "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."
Finally after another fifteen minutes the woman pleads with the doctor again, "Please, please kiss me, just once!"
"Look," he says. "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you, in fact I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
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SING IT !!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!