"So, Onii-chan, what kind of thing would you steal from the three stooges?" Asked Kanako, who was flying beside Keitarou.
"A supply of bananas, a good-quality katana, and one old doll that belongs to Mutsumi but is being kept by Naru because she thinks the doll is her," Answered Keitarou. "A katana and the doll. I understand why you want to steal it. But the banana was only a tropical fruit without sentimental value; why must you steal it?" Asked Kanako for the second time.
"For us, the bananas are maybe only a delicious tropical fruit, but for Kaolla Suu, a banana was something more valuable than her own life. That was the reason why I must steal it from her," Answered Keitarou with an evil smirk on his face. "Because if I steal her banana, she will feel depressed. All this time, she always makes other people feel depressed because of her stupid behavior. But this time, the condition will be reversed." "Are she loved a banana that much, Onii-chan, to the point it was more precious than her own life!?" Kanako may have an obsession with Keitarou, but not to the point where she will sacrifice her own life for her obsession.
"Yeah, something like that. The princess of Molmol Kingdom, Kaolla Suu, may be a genius inventor and scientist. But sadly, she is a childish and egoistical girl who has an unhealthy obsession with bananas. I already have permission from her older brother to discipline her, so if we make her sad and depress her, the Molmol Kingdom royalty would not be angry with us."
"How can you get permission from her brother?" Asked Kanako in confusion.
"He and I became best friends when I did archeological digging in Molmol," answered Keitarou. "He was a good man, but sadly, he spoilt Suu too much to the point that Suu became an egoistical, childish bastard."
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Kanako and Keitarou are flying in the air using their jet black wings while covering half of their faces with a mask. And only their mouth can be seen. Meanwhile, in Hinata Sou, the only one who was serious enough to see the warning card from Keitarou as a threat was Motoko. While the other two girls, Naru and Suu, only think of the warning card as a joke, Keitarou and Kanako already arrived at the Hinata Sou right on time, and after that, Keitarou used sleeping gas to make Kitsune, who just came back from buying a beer and then disguised himself as her. Kanako is using the same gas as Shinobu Maehara, who is just coming back from a minimarket to buy some bread for breakfast.
The two of them are disguising Kitsune and Shinobu perfectly.
As Dark, Keitarou can disguise himself even as a little kid using magic, while Kanako, whose height was about the same as Shinobu, maybe did not have the same ability as Keitarou. But because Shinobu behavior was easy to remember, she can become Shinobu perfectly.
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"Motoko, you must be relaxed; there is no way there will be a thief that will come to this inn and steal our most precious possession!" Naru said in a relaxed tone. "And the name of the thief also comes from the Shoujou manga that Shinobu often reads! So I have a doubt whether the thief is real or not! I think this is just the work of someone who wants to prank us."
"Are thieves good to eat?" Asked Suu with her usual free attitude.
"No, Suu, a thief is someone who tries to steal your most prized possession, which in this case was your banana," Answered Motoko. Suu faces became pale after she heard what Motoko said, so instantly her sailor uniform was replaced by high-tech battle armor that covered all her body. "There is no one in this world who can steal my banana! I will not allow it! Bananas are the most delicious food in the world! So I will not let anyone have my banana who is tasty and delicious!"
Suu is ready to go to war, and Naru jaws were dropped when she saw Suu battle armor. She did not think that Suu would also act like Motoko.
"Why did you two not act more normal like me, Kitsune, or Shinobu-chan?" Naru shouted while facepalming. "Are I the only one who was normal around here?"
"Naru-Senpai, you are far from normal," Shinobu/Kanako said, who had just arrived at the Hinata Sou lobby.
"A normal girl would never think of every man in the world as a pervert bastard!"
"But Shinobu-chan! All the men in the world except for Seta-Sama and my dad are all evil, perverted, and idiots! Why did you think my way of thinking was an abnormal way of thinking? I was the one who was normal! And the other girl way of thinking, Who is attracted to a man who is weird?"
Naru, who was stubborn and idiotic, is a girl who thinks that the world revolves around her. So it is hard for her to accept other people's ways of thinking.
And Shinobu/Kanako can only sigh at Naru's stupidity.
"Whatever you say, Naru-Senpai, But don't blame me if something happens to you because of your way of thinking."
Shinobu and Kanako leave Naru behind and go to the kitchen while bringing cooking ingredients with them. Kitsune and Keitarou are going inside the Hinata Sou while bringing a whole pack of beer cans.
"It's very rare for a shy person like Shinobu to act like that and scold you, Naru. Did you know what has happened to her?" Asked Kitsune/Keitarou.
"Maybe she was stressed because her father and mother want to divorce; that's why she acts like that! Damn, her father wants to divorce her mom! What a bastard!" Answered Naru, who was showing her hatred to men so easily.
"Eh, Naru, for your information, the one who triggered the divorce event was Shinobu mom, who is dating a man fifteen years younger than her."
"That was impossible, Kitsune! No women in this world want to cheat like men! So don't try to lie to me! Only men will do something like that!" Naru said that she still believes that her way of thinking is the most correct and stubbornly doesn't want to hear other people's opinions.
"Sigh, that's why, until now, there have been no men who want to be your boyfriend. Because of your way of thinking and your hatred for a man who was too big," Kitsune/Keitarou said with a fake sad look.
"Who needs a boyfriend? I hate men! And that was a fact—who will not change no matter what? I also did not want to have a married relationship with a woman because that was disheartening! With the sperm of Seta-Sama that I already secured, I will give birth to a handsome boy and a beautiful girl! That alone was already enough for me."
'That girl really belongs to a mental hospital; what happened to her in the past to the point that she hated men so much and had an unhealthy obsession with Seta, and how did she secure his sperm?'
Keitarou felt afraid of Naru because of her obsession with Seta. Keitarou thinks that he needs to ask Haruka to bring Naru to a mind specialist because Naru's mental condition right now is far from normal and she looks more like a crazy girl than a normal one.
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