Austin: well Yesterday I walked inside the house and the neighbor had gotten inside somehow so of course I tell her to get the fuck out and dad had put some weird microphone shit all around the house so he heard me so he came up to me when he got home today with the girls and started bitching about everything then I talked back to him and...
Jeramy: woah woah woah. You talked back to dad. Bad idea man that's his top thing to never do he once counted all of the days I talked back to him and one day they both snapped and took all the days which was 1 month and timed all of them by 5 and mom made my life a living hell for that amount of time. Things I wish I never saw i saw. Blek
Austin: oh shit why didn't you tell me that.
Jeramy: I don't know I thought I did
Austin: ugh, anyway I talked back to him so he freaked out and started yelling and then started saying stuff he didn't like so yeah
Jeramy: your an idiot
Austin: I know. But your a bigger one if you start being a bitch to me again I'll tell mom about you sneaking out everyday and coming in at 2 every night
Jeramy: black male? I've raised you well
Austin: hm sis let's pull an all nighter
Sky:okay let's do it
Dad:austin come here for a second
Austin: I'll be right there. Brb sis
Jeramy: what did you do now
Austin: nothing unless he heard me cursing just then why do you think I did something
Jeramy: didn't you hear his voice he is mad
Austin: that's just sad that you recognized that
Jeramy: so I get in trouble a lot big deal
Dad: Austin Jackson Bieber NOW
Austin: your right he's pissed he used my full name
Austin: coming
He walks down stairs and i hear yelling so I walk down and see what was going on and austin was staring at my dad so confused
Sky: dad what did he do
Dad: you wanna tell her
Austin: he thinks I went to a party and bought booze and drugs for everyone.
Sky: did you
Austin: how could I, I was with you all night
Sky: dad why do you think it was austin
Dad: because it was charged on his card
Austin: I was afraid to tell you but I lost my card and I think Jeramy stole it
Dad: you lost your card
Austin: yeah.
Dad tells my mom and she screams and lectures him for like five minutes
Mom: go get Jeremy
Austin: okay. Ow my ears
Austin: Jeramy go downstairs dad and mom wants you
Jeremy: tell them to fuck off okay
Austin: mom he said to tell you to F off but he said the actual word
Dad: get down here Jeremy Ryan Bieber
Jeramy: fuck off
Austin: I thought you said to never talk back
Jeramy: I meant you
Austin: no wonder you get in trouble a lot
He shrugs
Dad marches upstairs, grabs his wrist and brings him into his room and starts yelling at him
Dad: Jeramy you got drunk you got high on drugs and you stole from me and and your brother then went to a party without asking me from YOUR permission and you cursed at me and cursed at your brother and mother and your teaching your sisters that language and your sneaking out and coming home late and talking back. I am getting really pissed of by this
Jeramy: I won't do it again I promise
Dad: ya I'll make sure of that
Jeramy: what do you mean
Dad: I mean your grounded for two months more it'll teach you I hope
Jeramy: okay dad I understand probably
Mac: Sky what's going on. Does mom know I was out.
Sky: no she was just really pissed, Jeremy spent 500 dollars on drugs and booze and for cursing we all thought you went to bed ha. Should I tell her
Mac: NO
Sky: kidding chill
Mac: goodnight
Dad walks out of Jeremy's room and Jeremy slams the door closed when he walks out. Jeramy is more steamed than ever
Sky: dad are you okay
Dad: I'm going to bed now
Austin: okay goodnight dad
Dad: goodnight kids
we go to bed and wake up in the morning by a crash
Sky: what was that
we all walk downstairs and there is Jeremy sneaking in drunk to the max