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Y'all Need a Chill Pill

🇺🇸Cinnamon_Pretzel
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So. I've transmigrated. Well, that's pretty cool! What's that? I'm the villain in this world whose family cast away in favor of the 'heroine' and was spat on by the entire kingdom as 'worthless trash'? Oh, and I'm also convicted of being a witch who manipulated the Crown Prince to rise through the ranks, so now I'm banished from the country? The Emperor decreed my execution, yet the male lead interfered and showed me 'mercy' by letting me choose an honorable suicide? Now I have nothing to my name, the earth is my bed and the sky is my ceiling. That's great. Note how I did NOT think that with sarcasm, dear reader. *239 shrieks at the crumbling 4th wall* Don't worry, pal, we'll fix that...later. Right now I just really need food to fill my stomach. By the way, when are we hopping to the next world? *cue 239's sobbing* 239: Why was I paired with this mad woman.... SOS! In other words, follow me on my lazy adventure! No promises on the originality though, hehe.. (o≧▽゚)o - - - Author's note: MC is a sloth who only wants to sleep, eat, and laze around. 239 just wants enough EXP to get a promotion. And who's that shadow figure who keeps popping up out of nowhere?
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Chapter 1 - Prologue

Opening my eyes, I saw that everything was black. I could see nothing, feel nothing, yet my thoughts remain whirling around.

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Just kidding, I was in a void that kinda looked like it was in the middle of nowhere.

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Well, it actually looked like I'm floating in space. But for real, I don't really feel anything at all. Maybe a slight pang in what I assume is my stomach, but when you can't even see your body it's kinda freaky. I looked around, finding that I can fully move my 'body' except I just can't move forward or backward much.

Am I dead? Or is this all just a dream? I mentally sighed because I don't think I can physically sigh with an invisible body that I can't even feel anything with. I tried counting the stars, but once I got to a hundred I felt my mind become drowsy. I looked around a bit before deciding to just fall asleep. Do ghosts fall asleep? I don't think I'm a ghost, though. I racked my brains, trying to remember something or anything about my past life but nothing came up. Nada. Zilch.

My brain was empty.

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I settled down calmly and curled up in the little void space, peering out to the barely moving universe.

Seeing the faint outline of the my transparent enclosure, I casually leaned on it to ponder over the meaning of my existence as of now.

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Who knew leaning back would result in me falling out of the void and into a black hole.