Let's all be honest with ourselves, we all know that one guy or girl (for those SJW's put there) in your class right now or as a kid who would dog you in, call your teacher by his or her first name and flex what little masculinity that person has.
For the sake of this story, this persons name is Eugene. Eugene is your typical nerd who plays league of legends, horrible at most subjects and would get salty for the smallest of reasons which would start a chain reaction leading to your inevitable doom.
Eugene thinks everyone's his friend until today when he finally took the hint. "NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE NEW legend of Zelda game!" It was if he was living a lie, his brain refused to work. Hello? Eugene.exe failed to connect? Every man and woman has their breaking point and this got to him and affected him so badly that he went home crying and mad about how no one "cares" that the switch is "portable" it's a potato.
For some odd reason he decided to devise a plan with the nicest guy in the class to prove that everyone else was wrong. To be frank, the nicest guy in the class did not care. I just know there is going to be some jack ass saying "what about the nicest girl?" I do not want to cause any offence se but in this period of time NONE and I mean NONE of the girls were quote on quote "nice" Oh wait what girls. They fell victim to the last Eugene incident. I can not release any information about this tragedy because of things that you all can not comprehend and may not be able to comprehend.
Over the course of the next month Eugene somehow got his hands on a glock and a tonne of ammo because he shot up the school. The end.
Everyone, please don't do any of this. You can not simply get a gun and shoot someone. People need to understand you will screw yourself over and the amount of people affected.
Sorry to end on a serious note.
ps. I like em big no homo 3000