So we were making an Aliens: Colonial Marines reference now. Brilliant. That turned out to be such a disaster, thanks to Randy Pitchford and Gearbox screwing things up and then trying to absolve themselves of responsibility for butchering the game. And the demo was so promising too…
"Hello? Kid?"
"Sorry. I was making a reference to the downloadable content, Stasis Interrupted, for the game Aliens: Colonial Marines because I thought it would be appropriate." I shrugged after Redfield waved a hand in front of my face. He stared at me incredulously.
"Did you use up so much mana that you've gotten delirious?"
"No, I was just making a reference." I sighed. "In case you haven't noticed, the genre of this story is parody. I'm supposed to seize every opportunity I have to joke, break the fourth wall or make fun of other popular media."
