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Brainiac put down the copy of "Winterfell Monthly Digest".
He had returned with the gamers to Eternal Kingdom via the Teleport Portal. He was unable to do anything even if he stayed there. The gamers had to continue their "game".
Brainiac was a responsible Lich. At this critical juncture, he had to help the missing Lord Sherlock manage the Dungeon in an orderly fashion.
